Jello is a little over 100 years old. Why not celebrate this evening with some? At only 10 calories per serving it is an ideal low-cal snack, and is featured at the Lutheran Surrealist headquarters on a nightly basis. Not only is it the nutritional basis of our party (it being both Lutheran as well as totally surreal) but it is also the basis of our birthday parties and book parties.
We endorse Jello. If our endorsement does not mean as much as that of Bill Cosby, we do at least have the advantage of not having been paid a single penny for this endorsement.
Jello: the Lutheran Surrealist's ideal dessert!